[::] Private playtest

The Secret That Wasn't

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                  T H E   S E C R E T   T H A T   W A S N ' T
                          A   C O M E D I C   T E X T   A D V E N T U R E

                                          (      )
                                           )    (
                                      .---'------'---.
                                     /              /|
                            ________/______________/ |
                     ______/_______________________/  |
                ____/_____________________________/   |
               /   /\                            /|   |
              /___/  \__________________________/ |   |
              |  |    |                          | |   |
              |  |    |      .------------.      | |   |
              |  |    |      |  THE END   |      | |   |
              |  |    |      |   TAVERN   |      | |   |
              |  |    |      '-----+------'      | |   |
              |  |    |            |             | |   |
              |  |    |       _____|_____        | |   |
              |  |    |      /             \      | |   |
              |  |    |     / .-----------. \     | |   |
              |  |    |    |  | NO REFUNDS|  |    | |   |
              |  |    |    |  | AFTER THE |  |    | |   |
              |  |    |    |  |SECOND DRINK| |    | |   |
              |  |    |     \ '-----------' /     | |   |
              |  |    |      \_____________/      | |   |
              |  |    |                          | |   |
          .---|--|----|--------------------------|-|---|---.
         /    |  |    |   .--------.  .--------. | |   |    \
        /     |  |    |   |  .--.  |  |  .--.  | | |   |     \
       /      |  |    |   |  |()|  |  |  |()|  | | |   |      \
      /_______|__|____|___|__'--'__|__|__'--'__|_|_|___|_______\
      |       |  |    |   |        |  |        | | |   |       |
      |   o   |  |    |   |  ////  |  |  \\\  | | |   |   o   |
      |  /|\  |  |    |   |        |  |        | | |   |  /|\  |
      |   |   |  |    |   '--------'  '--------' | |   |   |   |
      |  / \  |  |    |                          | |   |  / \  |
      |       |  |    |       .------------.      | |   |       |
      |       |  |    |       |            |      | |   |       |
      |       |  |    |       |    __      |      | |   |       |
      |       |  |    |       |   /  \     |      | |   |       |
      |       |  |    |       |   |  |     |      | |   |       |
      |       |  |    |       |   |  |   o |      | |   |       |
      |       |  |    |       |   |  |     |      | |   |       |
      |_______|__|____|_______|___|__|_____|______|_|___|_______|
         _/____\_              _/________\_              _/____\_
     ___/________\____________/____________\____________/________\___

              "A forgotten treasure. A suspicious tavern. A very bad secret."
                     Enter bravely. Explore carefully. Read the labels.

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   .-------------.
  /    THE END    \
 /     TAVERN      \
|  .-----------.   |
|  | NO REFUNDS|   |
|  | AFTER THE |   |
|  | 2ND DRINK |   |
|  '-----+-----'   |
|     ___|___      |
|    |  ___  |     |
|    | |   | |  o  |
|____|_|___|_|_____|
  THE SECRET THAT
     WASN'T

Enter the tavern password to continue.

[i] Privacy & diagnostics

Closed test notice: optional diagnostic logging is available after you enter. The bartender will ask whether you want it. You can decline; that disables diagnostic logging and does not stop you playing. Passwords, authentication cookies, and secrets are never recorded. The site uses an essential login/gameplay session cookie and, when saving is enabled, a separate essential pseudonymous save-identity cookie so your server-side saves can be found after browser restarts. The save-identity cookie contains no game state.